Sarcastic Bastard

another car post...i did a fun online test last night. it's the road rage test - for the attentive reader(s?), there's a link to it in the sidebar. apparently i'm 50% suceptible to road rage, which is probably not surprising, considering that, no matter how pissed off i get while driving, i hardly ever actually do anything. i barely ever even honk the fucking horn. my philosophy in life has always leaned toward "don't get mad; get even" and that's the way i treat driving. some dick cuts me off, i make a point to do what i can to get ahead of him (or her, i don't want to be sexist). i've encountered some pretty fucked up drivers over the years. i remember one time, i was driving along, and i passed someone in the right lane. i get in front of her politely (ie. i did not cut her off), and the whore changes into the left lane, speeds up and gets back in front of me! i HATE when people do that! i was a good distance ahead of her car, and it's not like i drive some monster truck that would be obstructing her view by being in front of her. well, i showed that bitch. i got back ahead of her...she was persistent, though, and for no reason!

and here's another disturbing trend: people buying flashy sports cars, then driving 10km/h BELOW the speed limit! WHY?!?!

bah, enough for now.

posted by leor @ 22:58