Sarcastic Bastard

it's friday night...it's saturday night...it's two posts in one!

so here's a recap of friday:
i found out that we were having dinner at my parent's house, so instead of heading home on the GO train, i took the subway up, then the bus over to their house. a couple things happened that i want to write about. first off, on the subway...i was sitting, reading, minding my own business, when an orthodox jew approached and asked if i was jewish. now, let this be a lesson to anyone reading: even if you are jewish, like me, the correct answer to this quesion is NO! because if an orthodox jew is asking you that, they are like the hare krishnas of judaism. the guy actually asked if i wanted to put on tefillin - something i would have expected somewhere else, but not on the subway...fortunately, i got rid of him fairly quickly and got back to reading ("Something Rotten" by Jasper Fforde, by the way).

i guess it was about 20 minutes later when i was getting on the crowded bus. now, being an experienced bus rider, i'm familiar with certain standards of etiquette for riding the bus. these were tossed out the window with this bunch. people weren't moving to the middle of the bus, leaving a crowd of people packed by the door like sardines. but the real jackass on the bus was the guy who made a point to get a seat right in the middle of the bus...and proceeded to get off at the FIRST STOP! hey fucknut, if you're getting off at the first stop, get on the bus LAST, let someone else have the seat and stay near the door so that you don't have to plow through everyone!

so that was friday...saturday is a shorter story. we went out for shane's birthday...beer bistro downtown. good beer, a few laughs. then we went up to dave and christina's place and played poker. good times...we'll definitely have to do that again.

now i'm getting yelled at for being lazy...and for once, i don't think i was being lazy.

posted by leor @ 10:14